excusemehotchocolate:

Drip Drop or Danger? One By One or Ace? Guess Who or Sexuality? Press Your Number or Pretty Boy?

spacelesbians:

The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye

What up, Tumblr? Long time, no see!

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis

fandomcancer:

thekindestwordforstupidity:

klissme:

derpingaroundthelabyrinth:

myjourneymythoughts:

hairelastics:

if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms

this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE

BE SAFE EVERYONE

does this mean its possible to send a bunch of condoms to someone’s house for no charge?

I believe that is EXACTLY what this means.

these would make an amazing prank

wild-nirvana:

I live for the chance to go to Uni and move to London.